Lisanne F.
04/04/2019 12:00:00 SA
Janet (answering service) said via Yelp that Robert would call. He did (at length, he's overly chatty). Service call: $125. He uses Zoeller. Hired. Said HE'D see me between 9:30-9:45 Monday, except two men showed up instead. Guys (never introduced themselves) said unit required a 2 pipe; they'd brought a 1 1/2 M95 unit I requested (not a big deal, water can eject out of 1 1/2 pipe equally well, just add a 2 to 1 1/2 coupler). But Robert said via cell they got the wrong pump. He said I needed an M267; I took him at his word. I asked guys if they were going to drill a weep hole (due diligence!). They asked ME for a drill! (Also I'd drill the PVC pipe before attaching it to the pump but that's just me.) After installation, I asked for the box, which said WASTE MATE but we only pump rain water. Later, when pump went off, it banged so loud, our dog barked (I thought UPS threw a boxed brick against our house). After a record length phone discussion complete with yelling and cursing on his part, Robert said he replaced like with like. I said Why, when the model I chose costs less and performs well? The M267 was $50 more. After he calmed down, he agreed to install a new check valve (should have been replaced when new pump went in) himself and give me advice about flooding control because keeping customers satisfied is Lincoln's biggest goal after solving flood problems. Where does throwing a foul-mouthed hissy fit belong, goal-wise? We agreed on 9 am Thurs. At 7:10 a.m. Wed. (too early to call customers), Janet left a message saying Robert couldn't make it today. Well, good, because appointment's for Thursday. She says he'll call me back. He does not. Janet calls around 9 a.m. Thurs. to say Robert will arrive at 9:30. Lucky for them I work from home. I connect our garden hose, drag it thru the basement, bad check valve is switched; banging problem solved. I called Janet to request my 5-days ago promised receipt and a copy of the waste pump receipt (3-year warranty) because with a temper/heart problem, Robert likely won't be around in 3 years. I received the receipt via email (can always count on a woman for follow through). Because Robert told me what I owed over the phone (cell phone reception was distorted), I ended up paying $10 more than the receipt total. You could not pay me to deal with Robert Heath ever again.
Service Providers:
1) Never ever yell at clients. Interact politely and without cursing. It doesn't matter what kind of day you're having, remain professional.
2) Don't talk clients to death. Keep calls focused on the project at hand.
3) Don't say I will see you at 9:30 then send two guys in an unmarked truck who have trouble understanding English and don't shake my hand/introduce themselves.
4) Make sure all personnel wear appropriate clothing so clients don't have to look at hairy unattractive butt cracks.
5) Crew should ALWAYS test what they've installed PRIOR to leaving the premises. The guys left without running water into a newly-installed pump. That's sloppy. No previous plumber ever did that.
6) A work receipt should be provided at time of payment. I should not have to call the answering service 5 days later and ask for one.
Clients:
1) Do your research. You have smartphones, it's not hard to read the interesting things customers have to say about products.
2) Ask prior to service what type of payment is expected and ask provider to make sure a receipt is given upon payment.
3) Ask for box appliance came in so you know you got what you requested.
4) Don't let a provider leave without testing the appliance!