Scene: Anchorage, at a condo building, a few days prior. Tessa notices that the garage is colder than usual. The hallways are a little chillier. Things seem colder, even with the heat turned up; the heat never goes above 68. Tessa erroneously suspects hairy husband is turning the thermostat down while she's not looking.
Today, a Sunday, 1:30pm. Outdoor temperatures are below zero. Tessa, plagued with Raynaud phenomenon is beginning to experience numb hands and nose. Tessa's husband is complaining about how cold it is, even though she turned up the heat. The thermostat struggles to reach 65, then drops to 64 and stays there. The cats are cuddling underneath the bed blankets to stay warm.
Dramatic music interlude.
Condo association emergency line was called and they advised that they weren't sure how busy the heating/plumbing company may be. But, within an hour, a friendly employee from H & M calls to confirm location. 5:15pm, a knock on the door. The aforementioned employee, now known as the Almighty Heating God was there bearing great news that the heat should be up. He explained what had happened (both boilers failed, for two difference reasons) but now was fixed. A glance at the thermostat reads 66. Victory! The temperature is climbing! The Great God departs, and Tessa's feet are shoved under the baseboard, feeling the glorious warmth.
Joyful music interlude and consumption of merlot was had. Cats rejoiced and no longer had to resign themselves to forced friendliness to the humans for their warmth and could be snarky, solitary jerkwads on their own.
End scene.